Jung Dayeon 정다연

Do you know this lady?

WHO IS THIS LADY?

Ok ok, I know she's pretty and she has an excellent body figure but do you know how old is she actually?

The answer is : 45 years old. 

I am not kidding you. Her name is Jung Dayeon from South Korea and she's born on Novermber 27, 1966! Read it carefully, it's 1966!! Her height is 162cm and her weight is 49kg. Besides, she has two children who are already teenagers. XD

JUNG'S BACKGROUND

Before marriage, she was an interior designer. After marriage, her weight raised from 48kg to almost 70kg. Don't believe? I have photos with me. Hiak hiak hiak. XD

Comment: What a typical obasan look. =.=

WHAT IS HER MOTIVATION TO KEEP FIT?


There was once she heard her husband talking in his sleep saying that he miss her look before marriage. That caused a big blow to her and she decided to keep fit!

HOW DOES SHE BECOME POPULAR?

After three months, she shared her results of keeping fit to her relatives and friends through internet and they forwarded to more friends. With that, she becomes popular and all media was striving for an interview with her. Then, she even becomes popular in Japan and known as having the MOST IDEAL BODY FIGURE.

WHAT DID SHE PUBLISH?

She also developed and published a series of "FIGUREROBICS" tutorials DVD which is comprised of six parts. The movements taught in FIGUREROBICS are very simple yet effective and at the same time it helps to keep your body healthy. You can google for her videos or the most simple way, YOUTUBE. =)

EPILOGUE


Yes, I admire her VERY MUCH now and I want her body figure so much!! That's so perfect! She has no flab at all and her body figure is so damn beautiful! At first, when my cousin showed me her video and asked me how old is she, I answered around 20. But then it's so OMG that she appears to be 45! I have some of her videos with me now and hopefully I am able to slim down with her FIGUREROBICS. And I know I should be determined in this matter. Wish me luck. XD

You can't deny that she's pretty too right? I mean, her face. Look at the pictures below.

PRETTY RIGHT?

Jung's message confirms a saying in China: "There are no ugly women, only lazy ones."

Angry Bird Theme Song -- My Piano Version!!

How can I reduce my bulgy eye bags? T^T

As the title says, here I come to share my piano version of Angry Bird Theme Song! I have just downloaded the piano sheets last night and I tried to play it just now and it isn't that hard. Oh ya, I didn't print it out. It was a mistake from my Facebook and Twitter update saying that I printed it out. Actually I used my Sensation to take photos of the piano sheets and then I used my HD2 to record. When you see me sliding something in the video I was actually sliding my Sensation! Hope you all enjoy my video. =)

If you wish to get the piano sheets please leave your email address and I'll send it to you.

Kindly visit my shop for more Angry Birds' products at

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Rebecca Black Is Back!

Rebecca Black, an American pop singer who gained extensive media attention with her 2011 single "Friday" is back! "Friday" has been dubbed as "the worst song ever" and as of June 15 2011, the video had more than 166 million views, and 3.2 million "dislikes" (87% of total ratings) from YouTube users. Some even said that she can even compete with Justin Bieber for the most "dislikes" from YouTube users.

In case you don't know the song "Friday" please kindly watch the video below.

WHAT IS YOUR COMMENT?
Monotone? Sounds like Chipmunk? Whatever. The fact is she successfully gained the extensive media attention and most people know who is REBECCA BLACK. Although the comments were all of negative.

After being complained for months, she's now back with her new song "My Moment".

My comment: This song is somehow better, and Rebecca Black is somehow prettier (although I can't help keep looking at her chubby cheeks and thick lips). However, the verse is surprisingly nice but I am kinda disappointed with the chorus.

If you notice the comments below, you can see that top comments were liked by almost 5000 users! Keep refreshing and you can see the numbers of likes increasing. AWESOME!

WHAT DO YOU THINK?

Hate Keeping Fit? Go Mauritania.

My first pic on blog after having hair cut and dying it marshmallow brown. XD

Let's move back to the title. HATE KEEPING FIT? GO MAURITANIA.

I was intended to record my new song this morning but then I realized that my sound was similar to a duck's quack. Say thank you to me because I have saved your day. LoLz. Ok, then I spent my time with the National Geographic Channel and it was talking about the Islamic Republic of Mauritania. 

What's so special about the mentioned country? Honestly I never know the existence of such country. Let's have a look of its map. 

Oh great, I know Algeria and Senegal at least. Heard about Senegal from FIFA World Cup many years ago. Haha! Nowadays, every girls are busy keeping themselves slim or at least, hoping to have a slimmer body figure. What's the extent of being slim? Normally, it's endless. 

However, in Mauritania, thing is seen from a completely different view. IN MAURITANIA, BIG HAS BEEN CONSIDERED BEAUTIFUL!! That's the point I ask you to migrate to Mauritania if you hate to keep fit because you can be one of the most beautiful girls over there!! It definitely sounds crazy. 

Believe what you have seen. That's the so called pretty girl aka leng lui in Mauritania. Fatness is considered a marriage asset in woman. All those skinny models on magazines are ALIENS in their eyes. =.=

Another crazier thing about them is GAVAGE where the girls are being force-fed normally with camel's milk to gain pounds. The practice may start at a young age and continue for years. And it is not a rare thing to see young girls being choked to death while being forced-fed!! OMG!! How could that be?

Ok, we are fortunate enough to have our rights to decide what kind of body figure we want? (Erm, why do I feel that the sentence sounds silly?) However, it shouldn't be an endless job. We must know when to stop. BUT HOW??

GOLDEN MEASUREMENT

Ideal weight: Height-112 (kg)

Arm: Height x 0.16 (cm)

Bust: Height x 0.53 (cm)

Waist: Height x 0.37 (cm)

Hips: Height x 0.55 (cm)

Thigh: Height x 0.32 (cm)

Lower leg: 28-34 (cm)

I guess.. It's time for me to KEEP FIT because after applying the golden measurement, I have exceeded the measurements for every parts except the bust!! SHIT lar. Since I'm getting fatter these days so I think it's just the perfect time for me to be real serious in this matter. I don't wanna be a huge hippo on the stage during my convo on this coming October! Hopefully I can reduce to the perfect size. Hmm, that's a very tough job. 

WISH ME LUCK! THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 

Little Pear and Edible Bird's Nest

1. It's true that my mum will only prepare edible bird's nest during Chinese New Year. And I didn't know why she prepared a bowl for me yesterday and honestly I was quite happy once I think of its effects to make my skin more beautiful although I don't really love its taste. =P

2. Then, my elder nephew, Clement shouted from upstairs complaining that he smell something disgusting and then he found out that the smell was from my bird's nest. OMG!! I was truly stunned. Shit him lar. XD

3. Then, I went to the shop and my friend complained for my jungle mouth. OH NO!! I ate many other things after bird's nest but HOW COME STILL SMELLY??

4. APA SALAH SAYA (Hee Tiong Huat, 2011)? LoLz. Yes, I think of Hee Tiong Huat when I was adding the words just now and I laughed alone in my shop. Wuahahaha! APA SALAH SAYA? I only ate bird's nest mah! LoLz!

Ok, that's all about my story with bird's nest. But I wonder why does bird's nest cause jungle mouth? I tried to google and I found out some celebrities even use it to rinse their mouths. THEN WHY?? Maybe the bird's nest is of lower quality but WHO CARES? My mum prepared it for me then I would just eat it. I'm an eating monster!! XD

Are You Ready To Get Married?

Photo taken from Terence's Blog.

Well, I was looking for nice wedding photos on google image just now but then I suddenly remembered Terence had made a nice one for his sis's wedding so I took it after asking for permission. Do visit him always ya! =)

Ok, let's move back to the title. ARE YOU READY TO GET MARRIED?

Oh, please don't misunderstand. Don't worry it's not a red bomb from me. I've been surfing on the forum these few days and I found a very interesting stuff called AutoWed.

AutoWed vending machine.

Basically, that's how it looks like. Pretty girly in pink. Haha! It's created and released by Concept Shed. Surprisingly, there are four modes available which are normal couples, queens, lesbians and BFF. It sounds kinda crazy isn't it? Erm, I failed to look for a better word for 'gays' and I got the word 'queens' referring to the same thing. Ok, we've learnt a new word! XD

HOW DOES IT WORK?

First of all, despite of having to spend thousands or even more for a wedding, you only need ONE POUND. Insert the coin and choose for your desired mode. Then, insert the names of the couples and the machine will ask for confirmation from both couples. Just imagine that you are saying "I DO" in front of a vending machine instead of witnesses. LoLz..

What are inside the eggs? RINGS. Of course, plastic rings. Then, the very cute machine will congratulate you for getting married and now the bridegroom can kiss the bride. Woohoo!

Then, you'll receive your receipt which is look alike a marriage certificate. 

Actual look of the marriage certificate.

Please don't belittle this marriage certificate because it plays a very important role especially when you want a DIVORCE. You can get a 10% discount after all with the presence of the receipt. That's so crazy! Haha!

This vending machine is only available in Marvin's Marvellous Mechanical Museum in US and it doesn't carry any legal weight. It is advisable to follow the laws if you are serious to get married. XD 

Click HERE to have a look on the related video on facebook. =)

Now only I realize how pink is this post. LoLz. So tell me now, ARE YOU READY TO GET MARRIED?

Big Thank To Ah Toh!

See that? YOU SEE THAT??

You see the SUPER DUPER CUTE LITTLE PEAR pushing the words? Ok, I purposely emphasize on the adjectives. Well, that's so cute! I LOVE IT VERY MUCH!!!

I'm NOT the one who makes it. Special thanks to my very very very creative and artistic junior named Terence for the flash! Not only mine, kindly visit Miss Nana's blog to see his another product. Or visit HERE to reach his blog!

Ok, I also need to thank Miss Nana a lot for teaching me how to upload the flash! Kinda stupid actually. Hahaha! =D

Ooou, I admire those who can draw well, design well very much!! Once again, THANKS TO TERENCE AH TOH!!

P/S: Another photo edited by Ah Toh! Very funny right!! Call me ICHIGO TIE!! XD